-Most of our clients are able to expense this through their company or use it as a tax write-off and in some cases both.
RESPECT IS STILL ONLY $25,000
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CONTRACT REVIEW AND ANALYSIS: $20,000
-Most contracts earn out out over the three to five year term, but wouldn't you like to get it all now in one lump sum?
MEDIA SPIN: Free with every order
-We partner with most corporation/"news" providers to make sure the people understand that it's either Capitalism or Socialism and redirect their misplaced anger towards the government.
GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS/COURT RULINGS: $2,000,000
-Everybody makes mistakes, just make sure you make a big enough one to cover our fee. You might as well do the crime if you don't have to do the time.
-How many potential candidates flew to your house last year to ask you what laws you wanted to create or prevent?
GOD: Market Price
-Not easy to do but we can make it happen. Through the help of the media we have been able to make God into a hateful, greedy capitalist who now says it's OK to judge people, especially the poor. Our recent studies have shown that 50% of today's young "Christians" now believe this is what Jesus would do.
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